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the codependent couple.

24 Friday Aug 2012

Posted by shekardaneh in relationship revelations

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codependent, couple, Facebook, hiding, individuality, networking, profiles, separation, share, social

i spend an extraordinary amount of time scavenging through the multitude of social networking sites that i have quite voluntarily signed myself up to…

and luckily, i can breezily access each and every one of them simultaneously, courtesy of my handy iPhone.

i say “handy” because it is literally attached to my hand at any known moment in any given situation.

and this could not be more of a nuisance to whoever has chosen to spend some quality time with me…

and my cell-phone.

but, as i am apt to do so often, i digress.

back to the topic at hand…

social networking sites!

during my thorough research (see: stalking), i have come to a rather disturbing realization…

one that makes zero to zilch sense to me:

couples who share Facebook profiles with one another!

let’s take a moment to truly analyze this unbecoming trend…

you’re in a relationship.

you decide to make it public.

but in lieu of doing something slightly normal such as updating your relationship status to hmmmm, i don’t know, “IN A RELATIONSHIP”, or maybe even just changing your default picture to something adorable/nauseating, you choose to become a full-fledged psycho and SHARE A PROFILE INSTEAD?!

i strongly oppose hiding things from your significant other, because if you have something to conceal, you probably shouldn’t be in a relationship to begin with…

but i give credence to the verity that some privacy is essential in any aspect of your life.

and if you genuinely do not respect your entitled level of privateness, then what about maintaining your sense of individuality?

the distinct characteristics that set you apart from the person you so willingly have become attached at the groin to…

the one that you have collectively sat down with and chosen a password that will undoubtedly be almost as moronic as sharing a page in the first place…

your siamese fucking twin with whom you might as well start sharing a toothbrush and underwear with, because well, why the hell not at this point, right?

it’s not only weird, but it’s pretty pathetic…

with that being said, it may be high time to consider therapy for your abhorrent separation anxiety, crazies.

GOOD LUCK!

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the introduction.

06 Friday Jan 2012

Posted by shekardaneh in miscellaneous matters

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delicious, family, friends, hug, introduction, kiss, lovers, share, smile, typical

there are numerous ways that people introduce themselves:

an awkward wave.

a firm handshake.

a friendly smile.

one kiss on this cheek, one kiss on the other.

a warm hug followed by a slight pushing off.

i’d like to introduce myself…

first and foremost, hello.

how are you?

amazingly delicious, i hope!

i’m twenty-seven years young, living in a small city in a great state.

i’m going to try to leave some things nameless…

less complicated.

more mysterious.

i suppose i’m typical…

if by “typical” i meant overtly sexual and a lover of being easily entertained.

i have my family.

i have my friends.

i have my lovers.

and i have a small interest in almost all of them.

i went to a state university and received a degree in something i loathe.

and like most of my peers, i have yet to actually put it to good use…

or any use at all.

however, i am educated and disciplined and punctual and responsible and a spelling bee champion and a unique dresser and have zero concept of saving money and overall just a really insatiable catch.

so for a good time, contact me!

i’ve done many things…

few of which are honorable.

many of which are not.

almost all of which i will share.

none of which i regret.

let’s keep it simple.

let’s keep it informal.

let’s keep it confidential.

just between you and i…

my name is Shekardaneh.

hi.

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