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the buzzfeed posts.

19 Friday Jul 2013

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Bad Date, buzzfeed, Community, Contributor, lists, McDonald's, Obama, posts, writers, Zack Morris

the buzzfeed posts.so something pa-retty fun happened yesterday…

i became a “Community Contributor” on one of my absolute faaaave sites, BuzzFeed!

of course, it’s no secret that they are literally one of the most glorified websites currently out there…

i mean, even President Obama has mentioned them.

with their witty views and humorous technique of interacting with their huge audience base, they have managed to connect with just about everyone on any specified level…

not to mention how engagingly brilliant their staff writers are.

they have mastered a way with the general population that is not only enviable, but tremendously commendable…

and i feel privileged to have my name somehow associated with them.

i decided to make my first posts “lists”, seeing as how that writing style will forever be synonymous with BuzzFeed in my mind, as well as many other readers, i’m sure…

and i am hoping to one day soon be able to write one of their infamous “long reads” that manage to grasp my attention each and every time.

anyway, i have three lists presently published on there:

  • 11 Moments When Zack Morris’ “Time Out” Could Be Useful In Everyday Life
  • 9 Fool-Proof Excuses To Get You Out Of A Bad Date (As Told By Puppies)
  • 8 Most Memorable Old School McDonald’s Happy Meal Toys

and the can all be found by clicking on the following link:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/shekardaneh

please make sure to share on Facebook, tweet on Twitter, email, Google+ it, link, pin it, react, reddit-it, etc…

but most importantly, kindly “like” my page and my posts because there is nothing more magical than your acceptance.

and as usual, any and all feedback is totally welcome (unless it’s negative)!

jaaay kaaaay…

i’ve built some thick-skin (so don’t worry)…

because feelings only hurt if you have them.

danke schön!

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the non-ladies room.

12 Friday Jul 2013

Posted by shekardaneh in miscellaneous matters

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bathroom, decency, etiquette, gross, manners, non-ladies, personal, room, self-esteem, self-respect

the non-ladies room.females are fucking gross.

i understand that this is a bold statement and there are a ton of girls out there that may in fact not be completely disgusting…

but in general, i have come to realize that there is a wide array of them that are undeniably deplorable.

i mean like, barbarically boorish and crudely callous…

and all in all, just fucking nasty.

within the last year, i have involuntarily observed the rapid deterioration in manners, etiquette, and overall common decency that one would expect from the more, well, “polished” gender…

the type of socially “correct” conduct that is usually synonymous with a woman has become virtually nonexistent and has been abruptly replaced with a repulsive demeanor that i personally have zero reverence and no patience for whatsoever.

besides the obvious lack of self-respect and self-esteem that has been afflicting us for years, we have added vulgarity and an unapologetic attitude problem to just about every little thing that we do…

and in that regard, i am just as guilty.

however, there is one thing that i unquestionably refuse to partake in…

and this is atrociously appalling bathroom behavior!

i have very low tolerance for odor…

whether it is in the form of bad breath, reeking armpits, or foul-smelling feet, there is very little funk that my precious little nostrils can handle.

and i am sure that i am not alone in this instance…

so why is it that some ladies (and i am using this term extremely loosely) allow themselves to literally go anytime and anyplace and more freely than a baby who has no control over themselves?!

leaving remnants of their ungroomed regions, urine stains, used female hygiene products, unworldly scents, and unflushed toilet paper (and whatever other bowel movements may have occurred in the bowl), is not ever fucking okay!

like, what in the hell is wrong with some of you?!

whatever barnyard behavior you involve yourself with in your own home and personal surroundings, is just that: PERSONAL.

we call them our PRIVATES for a reason, because not everybody needs to see that fucking shit (no pun intended)!

and for the love of god, wash your damn hands!

–  Management

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