there are numerous ways that people introduce themselves:
an awkward wave.
a firm handshake.
a friendly smile.
one kiss on this cheek, one kiss on the other.
a warm hug followed by a slight pushing off.
i’d like to introduce myself…
first and foremost, hello.
how are you?
amazingly delicious, i hope!
i’m twenty-seven years young, living in a small city in a great state.
i’m going to try to leave some things nameless…
i suppose i’m typical…
if by “typical” i meant overtly sexual and a lover of being easily entertained.
i have my family.
i have my friends.
i have my lovers.
and i have a small interest in almost all of them.
i went to a state university and received a degree in something i loathe.
and like most of my peers, i have yet to actually put it to good use…
or any use at all.
however, i am educated and disciplined and punctual and responsible and a spelling bee champion and a unique dresser and have zero concept of saving money and overall just a really insatiable catch.
so for a good time, contact me!
i’ve done many things…
few of which are honorable.
many of which are not.
almost all of which i will share.
none of which i regret.
let’s keep it simple.
let’s keep it informal.
let’s keep it confidential.
just between you and i…
my name is Shekardaneh.