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the trigger words.i get offended a lot…

even though i always act like i generally don’t give a flying fuck (because most of the time i honestly don’t care), just like anybody else, there are certain “trigger words” that send me into a tailspin…

and they can literally cause me to go from Tweety Bird to the Tasmanian Devil instantaneously.

i mean by the true definition, they initiate a process or course of action that is not in the least bit controllable, and is just downright consequential…

and since i can’t fucking help it, whatever happens after that swift 180 degree turn, is the fault of the naysayer.

i am aware of how outspoken i can be…

my quick comebacks, sarcasm, and bitchiness have yet to be matched.

and i also have a very small number of friends in my life who are allowed to practically say whatever the hell they want to me because that kind of truth just keeps us all a little bit humble…

but if i don’t really fucking know you…

or if you’re purposely trying to be a cunt/dick, then any respect i pretended to have for you to begin with will be so quickly demolished, that you’ll wish you had been born a mute.

especially if you have the audacity to question my intellect, knowledge or level of education…

because if there is one thing i take great pride in, it’s the fact that i am most definitely not an idiot.

i mean honestly, how pathetic is it to seek refuge by degrading another’s intelligence?

are you that insufferable?!

and yet, the unfortunate certainty remains that the people who permit themselves to try to belittle and demean and embarrass others, well, they tend to be the most moronic of them all…

so i guess Voltaire was correct, “common sense is not so common…”

dumbass.

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